Brick Heck Quotes Page 81 of 81
Quote from Ovary and Out
Brick: Who's the bald guy?
Frankie: It's the neighbors' baby.
Brick: Ah. I knew it wasn't yours, 'cause of your shriveled ovaries. The walls are very thin here, Mom.
Quote from Split Decision
Brick: I did buy him a book on Denver.
Frankie: What? Why?
Brick: When I was buying lawn chairs, the website said, "People who purchased outdoor furniture might also enjoy books about Denver." You know, lately when I buy stuff, I get a real buzz. There's just something about those words "Add to cart." It's like a rocket ship for your emotions.
Frankie: We're trying to get Axl to stay in Orson.
Brick: In my defense, he's probably not gonna read the book.
Frankie: Yeah, but he'll look at the pictures.
Quote from Thanksgiving IX
Brick: Look, as soon as you get another job, you're gonna quit anyway. Why not just quit now?
Axl: I can't get a job unless I have a job. Nobody wants to hire someone who's not working.
Sue: But you don't know anything. You keep over-storing the sour cream, which makes it separate back into liquid and powder.
Axl: Brick's always stealing the plastic forks!
Brick: Mom tells me to do that!
Quote from The Wedding
Brick: Well, I've decided on my last word, and that word is... "Pusillanimous." [whispers] Last word. Shoot.
Quote from A Very Marry Christmas
Riley: Brick, can you come out and play?
Brick: I'm kind of in the middle of a book.
Lacey: Can we come in and play?
Brick: Again, in the middle of the aforementioned book, in which the protagonist is in quite a pickle.
Lucas: Can we come in and eat a pickle?
Brick: Look, guys, I know I was on fire the other day. I gave you a magical experience, but I just can't do that all the time, nor do I want to.
Lacey: Are you too busy doing something with the popular kids?
Brick: [closes his book] Come in.
Kids: Yay!
Mike: [to Brick] Don't need to know.
Quote from The Smile
Brick: Dad's on board with getting the iPad, but he thinks middle school is a long way off.
Frankie: Really? He really said that?
Axl: Hey, Mom, can we go to Red Lobster for dinner tonight?
Frankie: No.
Brick: Yeah, that's what Dad said. He absolutely said that.
Axl: Why not? You're always saying we should do more as a family.
Frankie: We are gonna do something as a family. We are eating defrosted pot pies from the Frugal Hoosier and watching Dance Moms.
Axl: Yeah, I just don't think that's a very good idea for tonight.
Brick: So, since Dad thought middle school was so far away, I was just thinking you guys could give me the iPad for my graduation present.
Frankie: [sighs] Are you still talking about this?
Quote from The Graduation
Cassidy: As we say good-bye to high school, we look ahead to the next chapter of our lives and the adventures it will bring college, jobs, travel...
Brick: Hey, that guy's wearing white socks just like Axl's. Matter of fact, a lot of people are wearing white socks. White socks, white socks, flip-flops.
Frankie: We get it, Brick.
Cassidy: So in closing, I just wanna say even though I'm a pretty cynical person, I'm really gonna miss this place. As Shel Silverstein wrote, "There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part. So just give me a happy middle and a very happy start." And thanks to all of you for giving me a very happy start here.
Quote from Thanksgiving V
Brick: Uh, I see stuffing. I see potatoes. I don't see any lime jello salad. You said you were gonna make me lime jello salad.
Frankie: When did I say that?
[flashback to a young Brick pulling on his mother's shirt:]
Young Brick: Mom, will you make me a lime jello salad?
Frankie: I'm busy, Brick. I'll make it some other time.
Young Brick: When?
Frankie: Talk to me in 10 years.
[present:]
Brick: Well, it's been 10 years.
Frankie: Seriously, Brick? Are you kidding me? You've been waiting for lime jello salad for 10 years?
Brick: Then you see the unfairness of the situation.
Frankie: Ugh. Fine. I'll make it tomorrow.