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Brad Bottig Quotes Page 11 of 11
Quote from New Year's Revelations
Brad: Wait a sec. We just have to get you and Sean in the same room New Year's Eve. Everyone knows at midnight you kiss the person you like.
Sue: That is an amazing plan, Brad.
Brad: Oh, wait. Except everyone kisses everyone on New Year's Eve. Right, but you kiss the one that means the most to you first.
Sue: You're right.
Quote from The Other Man
Brad: So, Sean never called or texted or anything since New Year's Eve?
Sue: No. And why would he? I mean, the last thing he saw was me kissing Aidan. [sighs] I don't know. Maybe Hecks and Donahues just aren't meant to be together.
Brad: Hey, at least you got kissed on New Year's. That's one more kiss than I got, if you don't count the old lady who thought I was Clay Aiken. Oh. "BTdubs," Aidan's nothing to sneeze at. He's really cute. Twist left.
Sue: Yeah. No, no, no, he's totally cute, and we have fun together. But, you know, Sean's kiss was like, "Ahh!" And Aidan's kiss is like, "Eh."
Brad: Listen to me, you are 10 years too young to settle for "eh." Until things start sagging, you hold out for "ah."
Quote from The Other Man
Brad: Oh, my God. Sue, how are you? Or more importantly, how am I? Thanks for asking. I'm great.
Sue: Oh, really?
Brad: Oh, better than great. After we carried you to the car, the crisis had sort of bonded us. So I asked Luke if he wanted to grab a drink, and he said yes.
Sue: Ooh! Ha!
Brad: So we went down the street to Eskimo Joe's, and we talked for hours.
Sue: [gasps] Oh, my God! Brad! Oh, that is so great. Oh, I'm so happy for you. Luke seems like a really nice guy.
Brad: Oh, he is. And I was able to be myself and everything.
Quote from The Other Man
Brad: Wow. [chuckles] I'm dating Luke, you're dating Aidan. This is the beginning of "Bruke" and "Saidan." Ooh.
[gasps] That's too much like Satan. I'll work on it.
Sue: "Aidue."
Brad: Oh. Ooh. That's good.
Quote from Thank You for Not Kissing
Brad: Who's that?
Sue: Oh, then you see her, too?
Brad: It's probably nothing. I mean, she looks older... like 24.
Sue: Sean's 24.
Brad: Yeah, but she doesn't even look like a college student.
Sue: Sean's not in college, either. He's in medical school.
Brad: Well, maybe it was purely a medical hug, like, uh, like a front Heimlich or something.
Sue: I didn't see any food shooting out of her mouth. Oh, my God. Brad, how am I supposed to compete with that?
Brad: Okay, maybe she's older and more mature and womanly, but you've got this... whole panda thing working for you.
Quote from Thank You for Not Kissing
Brad: Excellent. But just to be super picky, you were playing with your hair the whole time.
Sue: Ugh. Seriously? Ugh! I didn't even realize I was doing it. Okay, um... Maybe if I keep my hands in my back pockets. No. Or under my armpits? Okay, this is crazy. [sighs] Sean either likes me for who I am or he doesn't, and if he doesn't, it's not meant to be.
Brad: There. You have just become Jessica Chastain before my eyes. Just one little thing... I did some light snooping on your competition. Her name is Kelly Marie Dannemiller, and she was Oklahoma's Junior Miss, second runner-up to America's Junior Miss. She spoke out against human trafficking, and she yodels. Did you want to know that?
Sue: I don't even care. It doesn't matter! I am taking the snow globe over to Sean, and I am telling him how I feel. No more chickening out.
Brad: Okay. Good. Then I'm not even gonna tell you she's self-taught on the ukulele.
Sue: Good for her.
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