Frankie: [v.o.] With Aunt Ginny gone, I was worried about Aunt Edie. I mean, we couldn't exactly count on Doris to be her sole support system.
Frankie: Aunt Edie? Hey. I brought you a few things.
Aunt Edie: Ooh!
Frankie: So how you doin'?
Aunt Edie: You know, Frankie, I'm actually doing pretty well.
Frankie: Oh, that's so great. I know it's been a tough week.
Aunt Edie: Yep. Tough, tough week.
Frankie: Oh. Do you want me to make you a sandwich?
Aunt Edie: Oh, you've done enough. How about I make you a sandwich?
Frankie: Are you sure?
Aunt Edie: Absolutely. I'm fine. Ginny! Want me to make you a sandwich?!

Aunt Edie: Aha! Is this what you're looking for?
Frankie: Okay. Let's keep the cigarette away from the old, dry documents, okay? Uh, yeah, this looks like the birth certificate. No, wait. This can't be right. This says she was born in 1911.
Aunt Edie: Yes, that's right.
Frankie: No, it- it can't be. If Aunt Ginny was born in 1911, that means she was 100. There's no way she was 100.
Aunt Edie: Ginny! You're 100, right?! [Frankie sighs]

Frankie: [answers phone] Hello?
Aunt Edie: Who's calling?
Frankie: You are, Aunt Edie. You're calling me again. Do you need something?
Aunt Edie: Okay. I'm gonna let you go now. How do I hang up?
Frankie: The red button. Just push the red button.
Aunt Edie: Got it. [phone beeps] Hello?
Frankie: The red button. [phone beeps] Red button, red button, red button. [hangs up]
Mike: She find the red button?
Frankie: I don't know. I found mine first.

Frankie: [v.o.] In Aunt Edie's case, she found someone who had it together from the neck up, while she had it together from the neck down.
Aunt Edie: What was I getting again?
Grandma Dot: The remote, an ashtray, and you were gonna turn off the stove.
Aunt Edie: Ha ha! Yes. That's right.
Frankie: [v.o.] And if that's not luck, I don't know what is.

Frankie: Axl?
Axl: Pass.
Frankie: Aunt Edie?
Aunt Edie: Merry Christmas!
Mike: I'm thankful that's over. Who wants some potatoes?