Frankie: [v.o.] I don't know why I worried. Axl did eventually move back to Orson.
Axl: Seriously? I thought I told you when I left for work this morning to clean this place up! Do you have to leave your socks everywhere?
Axl's 15-Year Old Son: Oh, my God! You're always on me!
Axl: Have you been on the couch all day?
Axl's 13-Year Old Son: It's called summer, Dad. Look into it.
Axl's 11-Year Old Son: Yeah, look into it!
Axl: Hey! What did your mom and I tell you? Watch the tone!
Frankie: [v.o.] Yep, Mike and I got the greatest revenge. He had three boys just like him.
Axl: Ugh.

Frankie: [v.o.] And Sue? Well, she grew into the amazing woman we all knew she'd be. Unfortunately, she and Sean broke up. Then they got back together. Then they broke up again. Then they got back together for the last time.
Reverend TimTom: I now pronounce you husband and wife. [cheers] [plays guitar and sings] Happy endings are beginnings of a million new stories A threshold to cross through and seize the new day Happy endings are beginnings making room for the future
Frankie: [v.o.] Yep, we finally became Donahues.
Reverend TimTom: Like big mile markers on life's happy highway

Reverend TimTom: [plays guitar and sings] Happy endings are beginnings of a brand-new tomorrow Like seasons a-changin', like waves on the sea We pause, post a selfie but the timeline keeps movin' Everyday is a gift for you and me

TSA Agent #1: Remember, no liquids, gels, or aerosols! I don't need a sob story about whatever rash you have, your ointment is not going on that plane. You got any laptops or liquids in that bag?
Sean: No, ma'am. I follow all TSA rules and regulations.
TSA Agent #1: That's my good boy. Come on.
TSA Agent #2: Excuse me. Is this your bag?
Sean: Yes, sir.
TSA Agent #2: Can you step over here, please? You know you're not permitted to bring liquids through security?
Sean: I didn't. Oh! Maybe your machine is picking up on my mom's death-by-fudge brownies with molten chocolate in the middle? They are kind of oozy.
TSA Agent #2: No, this item is not brownie-related. I'm talking about this. It seems we have a snow globe here with a winter scene and a note that says... "Sean, you always called me your snowflake, so when I found this snow globe, the first person I thought of was you. If you ever get homesick, shake the globe and think of us. Love, Sue."
Sean: What?
TSA Agent #2: Sorry, but I'm gonna have to toss that. I enjoy a whimsical snow globe as much as the next guy, but I can't let you get on the plane with it.
Sean: Oh, I'm not getting on that plane.

Frankie: Horse. Cow. Horse. You guys missed it. [phone chimes] "Indiana Mobile Alert: You're almost out of data. You have 5% of your family plan minutes remaining. Overage data $15 for each additional gigabyte." Oh, my God! Everybody off your devices! Off your devices!
Brick: What?!
Sue: Mom!
Axl: Hey!
Frankie: We're about to exceed our data plan! Shut off your phones!

Frankie: Mike.
Mike: You heard your mom... off! All of you! And I'm not just talking about the games and videos. Power your phones down! You don't need 'em. There's a whole world out there that's plenty exciting.
Frankie: Horse. Cow.

Axl: Sue, no one cares about a dog surfing!
Sue: What about a dog surfing backwards?
Axl: Ha!
Brick: He's so confident up there!
Sue: He's got a life jacket on.