The Middle Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- 601 Unbraceable You
- 602 The Loneliest Locker
- 603 Major Anxiety
- 604 The Table
- 605 Halloween V
- 606 The Sink Hole
- 607 Thanksgiving VI
- 608 The College Tour
- 609 The Christmas Wall
- 610 Pam Freakin' Staggs
- 611 A Quarry Story
- 612 Hecks on a Train
- 613 Valentine's Day VI
- 614 The Answer
- 615 Steaming Pile of Guilt
- 616 Flirting with Disaster
- 617 The Waiting Game
- 618 Operation Infiltration
- 619 Siblings and Sombreros
- 620 Food Courting
- 621 Two of a Kind
- 622 While You Were Sleeping
- 623 Mother's Day Reservations
- 624 The Graduate
- Season 7
- Season 8
- Season 9
The Middle
Frankie Heck (Patricia Heaton) is a middle-aged mom living in the middle of America with her middle-class family: husband Mike (Neil Flynn), oldest son Axl, middle child Sue, and youngest son Brick.
Starring:
Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Charlie McDermott, Eden Sher, Atticus Shaffer.
Recurring Actors:
Brock Ciarlelli, Norm Macdonald, John Cullum, Marsha Mason, Jerry Van Dyke, Jeanette Miller, Jen Ray, Paul Hipp, Chris Kattan, Brian Doyle-Murray, Brooke Shields, Beau Wirick, John Gammon, Katlin Mastandrea, Jack McBrayer, Casey Burke, Daniela Bobadilla.
Original Run: 2009-2018.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Frankie in Major Changes
Frankie: Yes! Food! Mmm. [eats from the bag] Ohh. Seriously? I just bought this yesterday. I just bought this yesterday! [empties bag into mouth]
Sue: Mom!
Frankie: Shh. Hang on, Sue. She's about to solve the puzzle.
Sue: Oh, my God. Did you just eat that?
Frankie: Relax. Hmm? There's hardly any left. You know, when I buy the good snacks-
Sue: Axl clipped his toenails in there. The chip bag. Axl clipped his toenails in the chip bag! You just ate Axl's toenails!
Frankie: I just what? [screams] Aah! Oh, God! Animal!
Brick: What happened? What's going on?
Sue: Mom ate Axl's toenails.
Frankie: What is wrong with you people?! Damn it, Axl!
Popular Quotes
Quote from Brick in Hecks on a Train
Brick: Do we have any details about the cause of Aunt Edie's death?
Mike: Just one. She was 96.
Brick: Interesting. Has anyone questioned Helen Riley? She was the perennial runner-up to Aunt Edie in the church pie contest.
Quote from Mike in Not Your Brother's Drop Off
Mike: How you doing balancing the checkbook?
Sue: Well, I must have done it wrong. I have your balance at minus $11.
Mike: No, you did it right. It's us who did it wrong. [Frankie and Mike high-five]
Quote from Mike in Survey Says...
Mike: You know when I was happiest? I mean really happy? When I was driving everybody. When they were small, and I'd be driving. Didn't matter where. It was just me at the wheel and you next to me and those three idiots in the back. And I knew everything was okay, 'cause I was driving. And I had it. I had everybody.
Quote Collections
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A collection of quotes featuring Sue's favored source of advice on issues affecting teenagers, kickinitteenstyle.com
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A collection of quotes about Brick's favorite sci-fi book series, Planet Nowhere.
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Enjoy holiday quotes from Christmas episodes of The Middle.
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A collection of quotes about the Heck family's grocery store of choice, the Frugal Hoosier.
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Enjoy a selection of holiday quotes from Thanksgiving episodes of The Middle.
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“The Misidentification of Sue Heck”
A collection of quotes where Sue Heck is misidentified as someone else, including Ana Hajarajanaan, Barb Heckie and Sue Hickey.
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Quotes from Mother's Day episodes of The Middle.
25 quotes
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A collection of quotes featuring the blue bag, the perennially-misplaced snack bag which sometimes accompanies the Hecks on family trips.
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