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Tahani: Well done, Vicky. That was quite good... for the system. For me, it was rather traumatic.
Megan: Okay, so, like, her parents were the chain saw bear, but instead of chopping off her head, they chopped off her self-esteem?
Vicky: Yes, Megan. Good. Take what you know about them and then force them into moments of personal difficulty. Think of it as flattening the penises of their heart.
Steve: Oh. Now it makes sense.
Vicky: Why don't you go deeper into her file and look for other ways to challenge her?
Michael: All right, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, slow down here. Vicky's example was fine. There was some good stuff there. But overall, uh, C-plus. It was a C-plus, I'd say. There are some problems with it. Some technical issues that only I can see and everything. So, basically, it actually kind of stunk. So I think it's just best if you leave, Vicky. This is not working. You're bad at this. C-plus. Okay, good-bye.
Vicky: Wow. Same old Michael. Just can't share the spotlight. Hmm. Well, good-bye, everyone. That's a wrap on Vicky.

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Michael: Hey! [claps hands] There she is. Where you off to?
Vicky: I have an ice-cold yoga class. It's amazing. You pull so many muscles. [Michael chuckles] What do you want?
Michael: [sighs[ I-I'm sorry that I kicked you out. It-It wasn't about you. It was just my own insecurities getting in the way. Will you please come back?
Vicky: No. I'm not gonna let myself be degraded by you again. I am a strong, independent acid snake in the skin suit of a strong, independent woman.
Michael: Listen, listen, uh... You were the best part of my original neighborhood. I took you for granted, and that was wrong. But now I want to give you the role of a lifetime. You're going to run the whole project. I'll give you all my plans and my notes, but then I'll I'll step back, and and you'll take over. Full creative control... like a director. What do you say?
Vicky: Well, um... that sounds great, but it won't work. Everyone here hates you so much, if you just put me in control, they'll think I'm your puppet. I can't have any of your dingleberry stank on me.
Michael: I know. That's why I'm not giving it to you. You're going to take it.

Quote from Mondays, Am I Right?

Vicky: Welcome. Welcome, everyone. Come on in. Good Place architects to my left, Bad place architects to my right. Get your files and orientation packets. Classes begin in 30 minutes. [Michael salutes Vicky from the side of the stage] Oh, also, my Movement for Lava Monsters class is now full.
Fire Monster: Aw, man.

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