‘The Brainy Bunch’
Season 3, Episode 3 - Aired October 4, 2018
Michael and Janet return to Earth when the demon Trevor (Adam Scott) infiltrates the group.
Quote from Michael
Michael: [bad Australian accent] Professor Anagonye! Oh, yeah, I thought I recognized you. It's me, the librarian, from the library.
Chidi: Oh, right. Hi! Sorry, uh... I was just kind of in the middle of something here.
Michael: Well, maybe I can help. You know what I like to do in situations like these?
Chidi: I haven't told you anything about what I'm going through.
Michael: Do that first. Then I'll tell you what I'd do in situations such as the one you're about to describe. I've been in every situation. 'cause I'm a librarian. Hit me, go ahead.
Quote from Michael
Michael: [bad Australian accent] If you ask me, Chidi... you need to get back over there, you know, spend time with the team. Though we do have a saying in the library game. Uh... "There's only room for one male subject in an academic study. So keep the one who got there first".
Chidi: Catchy.
Michael: Gotta go now.
Quote from Trevor
Trevor: Hey, E-dog, get over here. It's trivia night. First round questions are all about Logan Paul and you know I'm Lo-gang for life.
Eleanor: [softly] Go put your head up your own butt.
Trevor: What?
Eleanor: What?
Trevor: What?
Quote from Chidi
Chidi: So, I give them ethics problems and we scan their brains and we get a sense of their baseline moral instincts.
Simone: Right. Then I'll show them pictures that trigger memories of their near-death experiences. We'll scan again, and see if we get a different result. For example, I'll show Jason pictures of: a safe, a snorkel, and whip-it canisters.
Chidi: Got it. Also, what a grim death that would've been.
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Darling, do you remember all the rules about what can and cannot be worn inside an MRI? More specifically, what if one's brassiere is very thin but also very pure... gold.
Eleanor: I dunno but I'm in a similar "situash" because the sports bra I'm wearing is kind of rust-colored underneath the armpits, so I guess we'll roll the dice together.
Quote from Jason
Trevor: Hey, Eleanor, do I have the right phone number for you? You haven't responded to any of the dank memes I've sent!
Eleanor: Oh, yeah, I... 'cause I was laughing too hard to reply.
Trevor: OK, what's your "fave?" Cos mine's "Damn, Daniel!"
Jason: "Back at it again with the white Vans!" [both laugh]
Quote from Trevor
Trevor: Hey, gang! I just had a neat idea. Let's all go sight seeing.
Jason: Dope!
Trevor: Yeah, we can check out Sydney get to know each other, bond. What do you say, E-Street Band, you up for a Segway tour of... [Australian accent] Australia, mate? This is a knife, on the barbie.
Eleanor: Cool idea. I'm just worried that maybe it's too cool. I think I'm just gonna find the nearest bar, have one or eight drinks and hit the hay.
Trevor: Even better, we'll all go "bend an elbow". Actually, I know the perfect place for homesick Americans!
Quote from Jason
Trevor: So listen up, y'all. I was so excited to join the group that I made sweatshirts! You get a sweatshirt. You get a sweatshirt. You get a sweatshirt.
Jason: I get a sweatshirt.
Chidi: The Brain-y Bunch.
Jason: Awesome! I love being on teams! And if we're on a team now, we need nicknames! Optimus, Bumblebee, Jazz, uh... Megatron. That's what you can each call me. Now we need nicknames for you guys.
Quote from Janet
Trevor: Ah, this is the best! I'm gonna get the first round and we are all gonna toast to Eleanor The reason we're all here! Yay, Eleanor!
Janet: Oh, well if you guys are celebrating, I recommend the jalapeno poppers. Hi, there, I'm Janet. I'll be taking care of you tonight.
Quote from Trevor
Trevor: So, Ellie Baby. Brainstorm. We should get a house! Me, you, Tahani, Jason, we should all go in together on a place! Roomies!
Jason: Roomies!
Eleanor: That is... technically an idea.
Trevor: I think it would be "supes" fun. We could play pranks on each other for my vlog.
Eleanor: No.
Trevor: We could do one of those ice bucket challenges that I sent you.
Eleanor: I don't think so.
Trevor: Or maybe just a Harlem Shake? I like to cook. And I have been dying to experiment-
Eleanor: Please stop.
Trevor: [Jamaican accent] ...with Jamaican food, man.
Eleanor: Please stop now!
Trevor: I like-a Jamaican food. Listen to the reggae and smoke da joint. [normal voice] That's a Jamaican accent.