Gwendolyn: Two humans and a Neutral Janet crying? In the Good Place? I've never been suspicious of anyone, but I think that's about to change.
Tahani: Oh, no reason to be suspicious, I promise you, we've done nothing untoward.
Eleanor: [enters] What's up, fart-faces? Chidi and I just had sex in a closet.
Gwendolyn: Michael, have you all been lying to me this whole time? That upsets me! I'm gonna try to shake my fist at you. Oh, gosh darn it. I have no choice, I have to turn you in to the Judge.
Michael: Don't bother, I already did.

The Doorman: Hey, Frogman. The Judge agreed to your terms. She'll meet you at IHOP. So, this is the Good Place, huh? [sniffing] Smells like frogs. Cool. Let's go.
Eleanor: Sorry, did he just say we're going to IHOP?
Michael: Yes.
Jason: Tight.
Michael: No, not tight. The Interdimensional Hole of Pancakes is the most dangerous place in the universe.
Tahani: Then why are we going?
Michael: To save humanity.
Chidi: Great. Any chance I could change real quick?
Michael: Nope. Cool. [they all exit through the portal]
Gwendolyn: Bye, guys. Nice to meet you.