‘Rhonda, Diana, Jake, and Trent’
Season 2, Episode 11 - Aired January 18, 2018
Michael attempts to shepherd Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani and Jason through the real Bad Place to see the Judge.
Quote from Eleanor
Chet: Man, get back over there, dog. Damn, you got that good stank.
Eleanor: Thanks. Right back at you, bud.
Chet: Smash you later. Let's roll.
Quote from Janet
Janet: Hey, butt... ass. Butt ass. How long is this stupid event supposed to last, anyway?
Petruchio: They're unveiling the exhibit in ten minutes, then everyone will get drunk and poke each other with hot sticks, and then it'll be over.
Janet: Farts. Uh-oh.
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: Bad Janet, walkie-talkie mode.
Bad Janet: [electronic beeping]
Operative: [over Bad Janet] Now entering Mindy St. Claire's house.
Val: This is so exciting! I hope everyone gets hurt!
Operative: [over Bad Janet] Living room's clear. Entering the bedroom.
Mindy St. Claire: [over Bad Janet] Oh, yeah!
Derek: [over Bad Janet] Ow.
Mindy St. Claire: [over Bad Janet] Oh, God!
Derek: [over Bad Janet] Uh-oh.
Mindy St. Claire: [over Bad Janet] This feels so weird!
Derek: [over Bad Janet] Here we go!
Mindy St. Claire: [over Bad Janet] Oh, do some coke off my butt. Wait! What... whoa, whoa, whoa! Who are you guys?
Derek: [over Bad Janet] Oh, friends! Hi, I'm Derek!
Michael: [through Bad Janet] Where are the humans? And who is Derek?
Derek: [over Bad Janet] Me is Derek. These are my wind chimes. Uh-oh! My wind chimes like you.
Operative: [over Bad Janet] The only people here are Mindy St. Claire and an unknown male with a genital deformity. The four humans are not here.
Shawn: Where is Michael?
Quote from Tahani
Bertram Varmin: All right, everybody. Gather 'round. Gather 'round. This is the moment we've all been waiting for.
Tahani: What do we do?
Eleanor: Just don't draw attention. Whatever this is, it'll be over in a second, and we can sneak out the door.
Bertram Varmin: Feast your eyes on the newest exhibit here at the Museum of Human Misery! The residents of neighborhood 12358W!
Chidi: Oh no!
Tahani: Is that what they think my hair looks like?
Quote from Chidi
Chidi: Hey, Eleanor. Thanks for the advice. It was really helpful, even though I had to say a lot of words I don't like, like douche, and chick, and peep this...
Eleanor: Okay, great! No problem, I'm just kind of focused on running right now.
Chidi: Right, sorry.