Michael Quote #337
Michael: I am so honored by this gesture. This feels right. This will be my new purpose. Everything's falling into place.
Chuck: Great, let's get to it. Just put on this ceremonial robe.
Michael: Ha!
Drew: Boy, do you have the shoulders for a robe.
Daisuke: Just sign this scroll.
Michael: I've never signed my name before. What signature type to choose? A "Doctor Blob," or no, "Athlete who doesn't really care about the kid." Oh, wait, no. "Middle school girl with crush on Zac Efron." That way, I can put a little heart over the "I".
Chuck: Perfect, and here is your official medal.
Michael: Now I know what Mary Lou Retton feels like.
Chuck: And great, now you are officially in charge of the Good Place.
Michael: I'm sorry. "In charge"?
Chuck: Yup, you're the boss now. That was all legally binding, and we all quit, effective immediately. That is irreversible, so it's all your problem now. Don't try to find us, no take-backs. Okay, bye-bye!
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Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Holy fork, that is a soothing chime.
Tahani: It really is the most incredible chime I've ever heard, and that is coming from someone whose godfather is the most famous clock in the world.
Chidi: Is Big Ben somehow your godfather?
Tahani: Mm-hmm.
Quote from Chidi
Chidi: So about this party, is everyone in the Good Place invited? Like, is Aristotle gonna be there?
Janet: Sorry, Chidi, Aristotle's in the Bad Place. He defended slavery.
Chidi: Socrates?
Janet: No, too annoying. Very loud chewer.
Chidi: Plato.
Janet: Slavery again. Oh, you know who is here? Hypatia of Alexandria. Do you know her?
Chidi: Hypatia? [Janet nods] Of Alexandria.
Janet: That's right.
Chidi: Uh, yeah, I know her. [muffled screams] Ooh, Hypatia! I'm gonna ask her so many questions pertaining to the grand ideas about the universe, like: "Why?" Oh, oh, and also... "How?"
Janet: Ooh.
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: We're finally headed to the Good Place. It's the "me" of places! I-I got in, I can say stuff like that again.