Eleanor Quote #222
Quote from Eleanor in Somewhere Else
Eleanor: Listen, dude. What you're doing here... Selling fake medicine to people, tricking them... is wrong.
Wallace: Yeah. And?
Eleanor: I can't be a part of it anymore. I'm trying to become a better person, and as long as I work here...
Wallace: Yeah, sure, fine, whatever, you quit, who cares? Give me your company ID. Thank you. And your parking pass. And your panties, please.
Eleanor: Dude.
Wallace: What? Come on. I had to try. By the way, technically, that is not sexual harassment, because she doesn't work here anymore.
Eleanor: You're wearing a wire?
Wallace: Yeah. Company's being investigated for fraud, so I'm helping the feds bring everyone down. Good timing on your part.
Eleanor: Dude, get help. I'm becoming a better person. You should, too.
Betsy: Hey, Eleanor, do you want to come to Lauren's baby shower?
Eleanor: Do you want to chew on my ass... sortment of brownies that I will be bringing to Lauren's baby shower?
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‘Somewhere Else’ Quotes
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: And in the end, Anthony Anderson and Jerry O'Connell start a successful shampoo company and you see the kangaroo jumping around Australia. That is the plot of the movie Kangaroo Jack. Why did I tell you that?
Michael: It's unclear.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Wow, so you saw your parents in the test?
Tahani: Yes. And I immediately fell right back into my old pattern, desperately trying to impress them and earn their admiration. Then I heard this little voice in my head saying, "Tahani, don't do this."
Eleanor: The little voice in your head sounds like the old lady from Downton Abbey.
Tahani: Oh, yeah, sorry. Maggie Smith is my godmother. Anyway, I took a deep breath, told them I ate a Cheeto, and walked away.
Eleanor: Man. You have made so much progress. I'm proud of you, hot stuff.
Tahani: Whatever progress I have made, it's because you and I have become mates. That's British for "friends."
Eleanor: No, I know.
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: Hey, man. What's up? [Chidi kisses her] Hot diggity dog. Oh, no! Now the thing I said right after we kissed will always be "hot diggity dog." Whatever. It was an honest reaction. I stand by it.