Judge Quote #7
Quote from Judge in The Burrito
Judge: You guys have made great strides and you made it to the Good Place. Congrats. Take these medallions and go right through that portal, and you're there in a jiff.
Chidi: We made it.
Eleanor: We made it.
Chidi: We made it.
Eleanor: Holy crap! [both cheer] All those ethics lessons paid off. Whoever said philosophy was stupid?
Chidi: You- You did, many times. As recently as this morning.
Eleanor: Whoo!
Chidi: But-but you also worked really hard and you deserve this.
Judge: You really do. Here's the thing, though. It's just the two of you. Tahani and Jason didn't make it. I'm giving them tests right now to determine where they belong within the Bad Place, so you might wanna reconsider that judges-together thing 'cause if you stick to that, you're all going down. I am so hungry. Why am I so hungry? Oh, my... I'm such an idiot. I forgot to eat my burrito. And I was so hungry, too. What a dork.
The Good Place Quotes
‘The Burrito’ Quotes
Quote from Michael
Shawn: So, just to be clear, you actually rebooted them over 800 times, and all of these reports of their torture are completely fake?
Michael: Yes, but frankly, this is on you. A lot of those details I just took directly from Stephen King novels and episodes of Pretty Little Liars.
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Your honor, please hear our case. You frankly wouldn't believe what we've been through just to be here today.
Judge: I mean, I would, because I just learned everything about you, but keep talking. I am, like, obsessed with your accent.
Tahani: We have made so much progress and all we ask is an audience with you to prove it. Is that not your very purpose... to weigh in on matters such as ours? To paraphrase a song written by my godfather... "Hey, judge. Don't make it bad. Take a sad group and make us better."
Quote from Michael
Shawn: How could you betray your own kind like this? Who taught you how to turn a human inside out by reaching down their throat and grabbing their butt from the inside?
Michael: You did.
Shawn: You got that right, sister. And this is how you repay me.
Michael: Oh, spare me the sanctimonious lecture. You never cared about me. In the words of one of my actual friends... Ya basic. It's a human insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.