Michael Quote #241
Quote from Michael in Don't Let the Good Life Pass You By
Doug Forcett: Here we go. Two waters. Let me know if you're not happy with them. I have ice cubes if it's too warm and a Koozie if it's too cold.
Michael: Oh. Well, that has an interesting aftertaste. Is that from a nearby river?
Doug Forcett: Oh, no. Why take fresh water away from the beavers and the fish? No, I have my composting toilet hooked up to a water filtration system. [Michael spits out the water] One man's waste is another man's water. And both men are me. [both laugh]
Michael: Hmm.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Don't Let the Good Life Pass You By’ Quotes
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: So, in this whole other timeline, Chidi and I said "I love you" to each other. But he doesn't remember any of that happened, so I guess my question is, when is the right time to tell someone you were passionate lovers in an alternate timeline in the afterlife but he doesn't remember because technically none of that happened in this strand of the multi-verse?
Tahani: [sighs]
Eleanor: You know what? I'll just check with Yahoo Answers. I'm sure someone's weighed in.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Hey guys, having fun? Cool, cool, cool. So, we need to get out of here immediately because this bar is full of demons.
Tahani: Eleanor, just because these people are wearing cheap leather and stone washed denim, they're still part of the Queen's realm. Calling them demons is a bit much.
Quote from Chidi
Chidi: Yeah, I'm pretty excited to relax and have a drink. I mean, saving souls feels great, but Sydney to Budapest to Phoenix to Calgary... I'm so jetlagged, I can't even regrender my chorf. Don't even know what I was trying to say.