Eleanor Quote #267
Quote from Eleanor in The Ballad of Donkey Doug
Eleanor: Okay, settle down. Your moral code means you can't lie, right? You need to just ghost her. Disappear, block her number. Bonus, anything she left in your apartment now legally belongs to you. I've done that to dozens of people, and all of them got over it.
Janet: Actually, none of your exes have ever gotten over you.
Eleanor: You're damn right they didn't.
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Eleanor: I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay.
Chidi: I'm not gay.
Eleanor: Fine, bi.
Chidi: I'm not bi either.
Eleanor: Why not? More guys should be bi. It's 2018. It's like, get over yourselves!