Tahani Quote #104
Quote from Tahani in Everything is Bonzer!
Tahani: I had almost died. And in that very moment, I decided to change my life. First, I cleansed myself of all the worldly possessions that had been weighing me down like anchors... the dresses, the jewels. I gave them all to Good Will. That's what I call Prince William. Since he'd married a commoner, I assumed he'd know some needy people they could go to.
Eleanor: Sure.
Tahani: Then I deleted all my celebrity contacts from my mobile.
[flashback:]
Tahani: Good-bye, Bono. Good-bye, The Edge. Good-bye, The Edge's real phone number that even Bono doesn't have.
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