Michael Quote #36
Quote from Michael in What We Owe to Each Other
Eleanor: So do you think we're looking for a man, or do you think we're looking for two men?
Michael: Not sure. We don't know anything about this person. I mean, does he or she even know that they caused all these problems? No, that can't be. I mean, what kind of monster would wreak havoc and then say nothing? So this is the main place where the garbage fell from the sky. Janet.
Janet: [appears] Hi, there.
Michael: I need a list of everyone that was here on garbage duty during orientation. Oh. Eleanor, our criminal is on this very short list.
Janet: People were flying that day too. I'll add everybody who flew overhead.
Eleanor: [groans] Ugh.
Michael: Eleanor, our criminal is on this much longer list.
Eleanor: [sighs]
The Good Place Quotes
‘What We Owe to Each Other’ Quotes
Quote from Michael
Michael: Oh, hey, Eleanor, thanks for coming in. Sorry about the mess. [clears throat] Oh, I forgot, you don't see in nine dimensions. There's just a lot of... there's a lot of tension in the air right now.
Eleanor: Are you okay, buddy? You seem kind of stressed.
Michael: No, no, no, I'm fine. Top of my game, actually. Uh, here, let me just, uh... Have a seat. There you go. So to prepare to meet all of you, I studied the human concept of friends. I even watched all ten seasons of the show Friends. Boy, those Friends really were friends, weren't they? Although... and I realize this is the kind of observation that would only occur to the mind of an eternal being... How did they afford that apartment? A waitress and a chef with those Manhattan real estate prices.
Eleanor: Yeah, we were all confused about that too.
Quote from Jason
Jason: Dude, you got to come with us to the spa.
Chidi: No way. No, that's really weird. You can't make small talk with her for one day without being caught?
Jason: No, I can't, and she freaks me out. She's so pretty, like Nala from The Lion King. And she talks so smart, like, um... Nala from The Lion King. You got to help me.
Quote from Jason
Tahani: Jianyu, my love. How are you?
Jason: [looks at Magic 8-Ball] I am decidedly so.
Tahani: That's very profound.
Tahani: Um, soul mate... an idea. Our neighborhood now features a spa, and it offers couples packages. And I thought maybe we could get facials and do yoga and talk in long, discursive sentences. What do you say?
Jason: [looks down] Signs point to yes.
Tahani: Oh! Marvelous. We'll go today.