Janet Quote #132
Quote from Janet in Tinker, Tailor, Demon, Spy
Eleanor: Oh. Wait, how did you pull it off? You were outside on the platform with me the whole time.
Bad Janet: We brought two bad Janets on the train, you dumb, dumb idiot. The other one distracted you on the platform while good Janet brought Chris onto the train. I snuck out, marbelized Janet, and then I took over, baby. Stupid Michael never knew. I had you fartknockers fooled for weeks, until Glenn the traitor ruined everything. That guy sucks, right? [water squelches] Shut up, Glenn.
Michael: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Bad Janets can't impersonate Good Janets. I've seen them try. Their heads melt, so...
Bad Janet: Oh. Oh, you're so smart, sir. Well, listen, here's the thing. Shawn rebooted me, like, 40 million tines. Wait, tine-him-is. Time-ses. These things rule.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Tinker, Tailor, Demon, Spy’ Quotes
Quote from Jason
Glenn: I'll tell you whatever you want to know, but shouldn't we call The Judge?
Eleanor: We're not calling anyone until we figure some things out. We have questions.
Jason: Yeah, for example, if you're a devil, how come you're not wearing Prada? [Eleanor tosses Jason a candy] [gasps] Caramel!
Quote from Michael
Michael: I just don't want to show you what's underneath here.
Eleanor: I've seen a lot of weird hogs in my life, dude. Get over yourself.
Michael: That's not it. I'm a fire squid.
Jason: Dope.
Michael: No. Not dope. I'm a 6,000-foot tall fire squid. I have tentacles. There's teeth everywhere. I'm on fire, and my neck is long. And there's a smell and lots of juice. There's so much juice, Eleanor.
Jason: I think I speak for everyone here when I say I really have to see this.
Eleanor: So you're not gonna take off your demon Spanx because you're shy? That's convenient.
Michael: Eleanor, if I take off this suit, I will crash through the roof and the entire Neighborhood will see me and the experiment will be blown. But it's more than that. You guys will never look at me the same way again. I won't just be Michael. I'll be... some disgusting mass of burning tentacles. Do you really want to be friends with something like that?
Jason: Yes. I keep saying.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: All right, buttheads, what do we do?
Jason: I say we trust Michael. He's our friend.
Tahani: Wait, might be our friend, or he might be a lying trickster who just looks like our friend... the classic Mary-Kate Olsen.