Derek Quote #17

Quote from Derek in A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)

Janet: Derek, what are you doing here? You're supposed to stay at Mindy's.
Derek: I can't help it. I'm just such a proud daddy Derek. I mean, will you look at all these beautiful babies that we made?
Jason: She made them, dude. You barely did anything. Probably just, like, made all the butts.
Derek: I did make all the butts. I made that butt... I made that butt...
Janet: Right.
Derek: I made both those butts.
Janet: Derek, you have to stay at Mindy's house. What if one of our new humans sees you and starts asking questions about the weirdo in the tux?
Derek: Say no more. But before I leave, can I have a hug in celebration of everything that we created?
Janet: Okay.
Derek: Aww. That feels so... Derek.

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 ‘A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)’ Quotes

Quote from Tahani

Tahani: Who can convince her that this actually is the afterlife? We need someone authoritative and reassuring, like Nelson Mandela or Sir Patrick Stewart. Or really any of my old racquetball partners would do.

Quote from Tahani

Michael: Tahani... so, so smart, and sophisticated. She was the only one who was able to talk me out of that goatee.
Tahani: Well, I lost that battle with Robert Downey Jr., and I'll be damned if I lose it with you.

Quote from Eleanor

Michael: I think you look great. Professional, serious. A proper team leader.
Eleanor: It does make me feel authoritative, like that chick from Law and Order. "Well, boys, looks like we got ourselves an SVU." I've never seen the show.