Tahani Quote #75
Tahani: Mmm. Mm. Now, the goal is to tap the ball hard enough that it goes through the wicket but not so hard that it goes too far through. It combines both classic aspects of British sport: whimsy and restraint. [Jason takes a shot] Oh, so restrained. I believe it was Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain who called croquet "barely a game."
Jason: It's kind of fun I guess, but can I teach you a different game? In this one, you just whack it as hard as you can in whatever direction you want. [takes a shot] Jaguars rule!
Tahani: [glass shatters] The Jaguars are very good.
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Jason: No, sorry... they were tied together in a junk yard. It wasn't a very good school. For most of my classes, we just sold dirty magazines door-to-door.
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Jason: Maybe I can be that friend. Or your husband.
Tahani: [chuckles] Okay, stop it.
Jason: No, no, no, I'm serious. Will you marry me?
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