Mindy St. Claire Quote #4
Quote from Mindy St. Claire in Mindy St. Claire
Mindy St. Claire: Anyway, so after I died, uh, my sister found my plan, and she used my money to start the Mindy St. Clair Rescue Alliance, yeah. It's actually the largest relief aid charity in the world.
Eleanor: Oh, so the question was, did you get credit for all those good person points or not?
Mindy St. Claire: Exactly. I don't know how long my case was pending or whatever, but when I woke up, the two sides had been fighting about me for a long time. [chuckles] Like a stripper over that last bump of coke at the party, if you know what I mean. But anyway, they finally came to this compromise, you know?
Eleanor: Well, it beats being tortured. I was about to turn myself in.
Mindy St. Claire: No. Yeah, there's no time for that morality nonsense, sweetheart. This is about survival. You gotta look out for number one.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Mindy St. Claire’ Quotes
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: Thank you for these testimonials. A ruling has been reached. [everyone gathers] Oh, you want to hear it. I forgot how needy humans are. [clears throat] Eleanor Shellstrop is a bad person. The progress she has made does not offset her actions on Earth. She deserves to be in the Bad Place.
Michael: Oh!
Shawn: As concerning Jason Mendoza, I have heard no statements nor seen any evidence to suggest... oh, he's from Florida? Yeah, he belongs in the Bad Place.
Quote from Janet
Eleanor: Can this train go any faster, Janet? No pressure, but Jason and I will literally be tortured for all of eternity if we get caught.
Janet: Don't worry, there's no way to tell we're going to Mindy St. Clair's house. It'll be our sexy little secret. [off Eleanor's look] Jason taught me about sexy things.
Eleanor: Oh, yeah? What things did he say were sexy?
Janet: Lamborghinis, cool snakes, spinning rims, 20,000 followers on Instagram, girls with pigtails eating lollipops, latex pants, Carl's Jr. ads, and sex.
Eleanor: Eh, some of those are right. [Jason and Janet high-five]
Quote from Eleanor
[flashback:]
Eleanor: "Live every day like it's your last." [scoffs] Bite me. I'ma live forever, bitch.
Cashier: Ma'am? It's $132.21. So, big plans this weekend?
Eleanor: Yep. I'm gonna sit alone in my house watching wedding fails on YouTube, drinking margaritas through a Twizzlers straw until I pass out on top of my vibrator.