Eleanor: Derek, we need you to drive this train and take us to Mindy St. Claire's house. Can you do that?
Derek: Derek.
Eleanor: Wait... nobody get on that train.
Derek: Derek?
Chidi: Why not?
Eleanor: Because of what Michael said to me.
[flashback:]
Michael: You thought you deserved a Medium Place? You're bad, Eleanor. This is exactly the place you should be.
[present:]
Derek: Derek...
Eleanor: Michael wants us to stay here for some reason.

Eleanor: :Guys, leap of faith. Michael said we shouldn't get on that train.
Chidi: Any minute now, those demons are gonna come looking for us. Where are we supposed to hide? Oh, no.
[flashback:]
Michael: Now, when you taught the Trolley Problem, did you secretly wish that it could be you who wound up under the trolley? Because all your students did.

Derek: All aboard! The train is here. It's a train! Get onboard?
Eleanor: Actually, Derek...
Derek: Derek.
Eleanor: You're gonna wait until the last song of the night...
Derek: Derek.
Eleanor: And when you do leave, you're gonna be flying a solo mission.
Derek: Oh. Maximum Derek.

Eleanor: Derek headed off, and when the new train arrived, the four of us crawled underneath before any of the drunk demons saw us. That kept us from being detected when Bad Janet scanned the neighborhood. We fooled those mofos like the chumps they are.
Chidi: We got all four clues you left us.
Michael: Oh, that's great. Well, I mean, I actually left you more than 1,200 clues, because of how primitive your brains are, but I'm so glad you got enough to figure it out.
Tahani: Wait, how did you escape detection, though?
Michael: Well, I'm not ethically proud of this, but I framed Vicky. It was pretty easy. I just kept whispering things into Janet's ear to make her paranoid.
Janet: I'm sorry, wh-what did you whisper to me? I don't remember.
[flashback:]
Michael: [whispers] Something, something, Vicky, something, something.
Vicky: What does Michael keep whispering to you?
Janet: Something, something, Vicky, something, something.
[present:]
Michael: And that made her try to take Janet's bracelets off, which framed her for the escape.

Michael: Guys, I-I want to apologize for roasting you earlier. I had to sell it, because everyone was watching. It was funny, though, right?
Tahani: Absolutely not.
Eleanor: Tahani's stuff was perfect... I mean, no.

Eleanor: Speaking of people getting what they want, I really hope Mindy liked the present we sent her.
[elsewhere:]
Mindy St. Claire: Who are you?
Derek: Derek.
Mindy St. Claire: "Thanks for helping us all those times we showed up. To repay you, here's a willing sex robot and two duffel bags full of cocaine."
Derek: There are wind chimes where my ding dong should be. [wind chimes tinkling]
Mindy St. Claire: I can work with that.
Derek: All right!