Judge: Hello, Chidi. That is a great look for you. If things don't work out here with li'l Blondie, you know who to call... this bitch.
Tahani: Sorry. What is on me right now?
Judge: Oops.
Janet: Where'd you come from, little buddy?
Michael: No, don't touch it! Tahani, do not touch the Neednoggle.
Tahani: What?
Chidi: Bad. This is all bad.
Judge: [scoffs] Humans are such whiners. Here, hot pants, let me take care of it for you.

Judge: Here it is. Great. Michael, Shawn, Janet, see you in maybe a billion years. It has been one crazy ride, you guys. [sings] I'm gonna miss everybody And I'm gonna miss everybody And I'm gonna miss everybody And I'm gonna miss every... See you at the crossroads, crossroads See you at the crossroads, crossroads [sighs] Oh, I'm gonna miss you guys. Okay. Bye, y'all. [the Judge's button disappears] Janet, what the hell? Give it back.
Janet: No. It's in my void, and you can't have it. I don't say "no" a lot. Did I pronounce that right?
Judge: Janet, you give me back my thingy, or I will go into your void and get it myself.
Janet: I'd like to see you try. [Judge disappears] Oh, okay. She's trying right now. [giggles] She's in my void. It feels... it feels weird. Yikes. Whoa. Okay.

Judge: This is so annoying! Okay, Janets. You want to do this the hard way? I am gonna search your voids one by one. And then marbleize you one by one until I get my stupid Earth rebooter thingy back.

Judge: Cockamamie! That's what I think of your plan. I think it's cockamamie.
Eleanor: I think it's a great plan, and I bet deep down, you do too.
Judge: It sets a bad precedent.
Eleanor: Babe, no one else is ever gonna want to do this. Plus, if they ask, you just say, "Sure, pal, go save every soul in the universe, and then we got a deal." And think about it this way: If you do this, you'll never have to hear from any of us ever again.
Judge: Ooh. Now that is tempting. 'Cause y'all are annoying. I mean, you did save the universe and all, but your tone. It's your tone.
Eleanor: I know.