Simone: Okay, wherever we are, I do not wanna be here when the clock hits zero, okay? Now might be our only chance to escape.
Chidi: Not without Brent.
John: Do you think if the roles were reversed, he would waste any time rescuing you?
Chidi: Maybe. If Elle Macpherson were nearby and he wanted to impress her or if he thought that I was a prince he could ransom... That's not the point. He is a person in a hole. I have a duty to help him get out. What he would do is irrelevant.
Simone: I don't think it is. If you do a science experiment a thousand times and always get the same results, you move on. We've given Brent a thousand chances to be a good person. In one of them, he was so awful, you punched him in the face.
Chidi: Okay, but when I did that, I thought cutting him out of our group meant that he would have to find another place in heaven to hang out. That's changed. I can't just leave him.
Simone: Well, I respect your position.
Chidi: I respect yours.
John: Look, I know everything's really scary right now, but I just have to say it. That was the most boring breakup I've ever seen.