Shawn: [on video call] Okay, fine, yes, busted. I'm a rascal. We'll come pick him up and replace him with an actual human.
Judge: [on video call] Oh, you will do nothing of the sort, mon ami. This outrageous act must be punished. Chidi will be the fourth subject in this experiment.
Shawn: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Judge: He's perfect because he's already had his memories erased. Although you can't erase that booty, know what I'm saying, blondie?
Eleanor: All due respect, Your Honor, keep it in your robe.
Michael: What she means is thank you, Your Honor, we accept. Chidi's gonna be our fourth subject.
Shawn: Chidi can't be part of the experiment. They already know that he can improve. That's like studying for a test, then acing the test. It's cheating.
Eleanor: How is that cheating? You're just falsely accusing us of what you actually did.
Shawn: No, that's what you're doing.
Judge: Shawn, I don't have time for this. I just started Deadwood, finally, and I need my daily dose of Timothy Olyphant, so I'm gonna make this short. If you so much as breathe on this experiment again, I will restart the entire thing from scratch, and then I will personally rip off your eyelids and make you watch heartwarming videos of soldiers coming home to their dogs.