Judge: You guys have made great strides and you made it to the Good Place. Congrats. Take these medallions and go right through that portal, and you're there in a jiff.
Chidi: We made it.
Eleanor: We made it.
Chidi: We made it.
Eleanor: Holy crap! [both cheer] All those ethics lessons paid off. Whoever said philosophy was stupid?
Chidi: You- You did, many times. As recently as this morning.
Eleanor: Whoo!
Chidi: But-but you also worked really hard and you deserve this.
Judge: You really do. Here's the thing, though. It's just the two of you. Tahani and Jason didn't make it. I'm giving them tests right now to determine where they belong within the Bad Place, so you might wanna reconsider that judges-together thing 'cause if you stick to that, you're all going down. I am so hungry. Why am I so hungry? Oh, my... I'm such an idiot. I forgot to eat my burrito. And I was so hungry, too. What a dork.