Eleanor: Hey, babe, got you coffee.
Samuel: Oh, great. Oh, Andy's Coffee, uh, we shouldn't go there. Everybody's boycotting.
Eleanor: Yeah, I know that one guy found a scorpion in his latte. I don't really care, though, 'cause it's so close to here.
Samuel: No, no, no, it's because he's sexually harassing people. Look, a journalist went undercover for an interview and recorded him. Here, watch.
Andy: [on video] Here's the thing, sweetheart. You're very qualified, but you're also what we call in the coffee shop game a, uh, "dog-face." You're a three, and you have to be a nine to work here. It's just math.
Woman: [o.s.] [on video] So I didn't get the job?
Andy: [chuckles] No, dog-face, you didn't get the job. All right, I'll check your references. Just to be nice-
Woman: Hey, my breasts!
Andy: I'll check 'em. Oh, they're good. Honk!
Samuel: I mean, this guy's a monster, we can't support this guy.
Eleanor: Okay, hey, you're not better than me just 'cause you won't support a guy who grabbed a boob once.
Samuel: No, I'm just saying we shouldn't go there. We can get coffee somewhere else.
Andy: Did you know your left reference is a little bit bigger than your right reference? It's not a bad thing, it's just... It's a thing.