Tahani: The point is, if all you care about in the world is the velvet rope, you will always be unhappy no matter which side you're on. You and I are proof of that. But now we're here. Can we just start over?
John: Well... if we're gonna be friends, I need to say something. I really am sorry for all the posts I wrote about you. And everything I tweeted. And scrawled on the back of a playbill during the intermission of Wicked and had someone pass it to you and say it was from an anonymous concerned citizen.
Tahani: That was you? [John clicks his tongue] Well, my bangs were making my ears look chunky. That was a fair hit. [laughter] It's a lovely night. Would you like to go for a walk?