Chidi: Hi, Simone. Uh, Chidi. From the other night.
Simone: Oh! Wow. My brain must really like keeping you around. Have a fake seat and grab a yogurt that doesn't exist.
Chidi: Right, um... So, if I understand your state of mind, it's basically solipsism. You think that you're the only real thing in the universe, and everything else stems from your consciousness.
Simone: Yes, but to be fair, I only think that because it's true and I'm right.