Doug Forcett: Here we go. Two waters. Let me know if you're not happy with them. I have ice cubes if it's too warm and a Koozie if it's too cold.
Michael: Oh. Well, that has an interesting aftertaste. Is that from a nearby river?
Doug Forcett: Oh, no. Why take fresh water away from the beavers and the fish? No, I have my composting toilet hooked up to a water filtration system. [Michael spits out the water] One man's waste is another man's water. And both men are me. [both laugh]
Michael: Hmm.