Eleanor: Well, this sucks.
Chidi: So, to sum up... There is a heaven and hell. We've been to hell and now, no matter how good we are for the rest of our lives we're going back to hell.
Michael: Again, it's not the classic Christian "hell", but that's the gist, yes. As soon as you learned about the afterlife your motivation to be good was corrupted, so you can't earn points anymore. So sorry for eternally dooming you.
Janet: And that's our bad, guys.