Interviewer: [o.s.] Hey, Tahani Al-Jamil. I'm from "International Sophisticate Magazine." Mind if we ask you 582 questions?
Tahani: Sounds delightful.
Interviewer: [o.s.] Where are we, exactly?
Tahani: My pied-a-terre, just off the coast of "Barthelona."
Interviewer: [o.s.] What's one thing people don't know about you?
Tahani: That I was such a tomboy in high school. See?
Interviewer: [o.s.] Wow! Looking good. Okay, next question. Who would you say is the most famous person in your phone?
Tahani: "It's not about who you know. Enlightenment comes from within." The Dalai Lama texted me that.