Quote from Jason in The Burrito
Judge: How's it going in here? Jason: I'm losing by three. Meditating to calm myself down. I'd be winning by, like, a million if I could play as the Jags instead of playing against the Jags. I hate scoring against my own favorite team. But you already knew that. Because this is the test! Judge: Yeah, that's not a revelation or something. I explained that very clearly.