Judge: Let's have a look at your files.
Chidi: Wait, you don't already know everything about us? You're not omniscient?
Judge: Well... Not in the way you mean. I try to learn as little as I can about the events of humankind so I can remain impartial, 'cause I'm a judge. Yadda, yadda, yadda. That being said, sometimes I get bored and I cheat a little bit. I've been bingeing Ken Burns's Vietnam recently. It's okay. I mean, I'm immortal, but that thing is long. You know what I'm saying. Anyway, your petition is denied. I can't hear your case. Please exit to the rear.
Chidi: What?
Judge: I just absorbed the entirety of your existences, and I just wanna say you guys are so cute. And the thing is, you didn't file any paperwork, and you have no advocate, and the rules say I gotta [blows raspberry]... Send you back.