Chidi: Well, um, let's start our first lesson. Tahani and Jason will have to make it up since they're both off being fake-tortured.
Michael: All right. Well, I've read everything on your syllabus, and how do I put this delicately? It's all, ah, stupid garbage.
Chidi: Look, we have to start somewhere. So how about Socrates?
Michael: All right, all right. Let me just get into the mind-set of a human. "Oh, I'm a human, and my breathing tube is next to my eating tube. Oh, and look, my arms end in stupid little sticks." Okay. Proceed.
Chidi: Good.