Jason: Hmm, this isn't right.
Janet: I'm sorry, I've never kissed anyone before. Is one tongue okay? I can add more tongues.
Jason: No, that's not it. We're married now, but we still haven't told your dad.
Janet: Once again, Michael is not my dad, and we shouldn't tell him. If Michael finds out that we're married, then he'll know you're not Tahani's soul mate, and then he'll know that you're really Jason and not Jianyu. He'd send you to the Bad Place.
Jason: Mm, I don't want to lose you, girl.
Janet: I'm not a girl.
Jason: But also, I'm tired of living a lie. We gotta go public. I hate all this hiding. I want us to have the life we deserve.