Real Eleanor: Now, I know a fair amount about your time on Earth. Why don't you tell me about your time here? Anything that might help your case.
Eleanor: Well, in the first 24 hours, I caused the world to erupt into chaos, and then I caused a garbage storm. It was kind of a rough start, but things calmed down after Chidi started helping me learn about ethics.
Real Eleanor: Okay, tell me about that.
Eleanor: Well, I studied with Chidi every day, and then Chidi got sick of me, so I did some nice stuff to make him feel better. And later, I confessed because Chidi was being tortured by guilt, and I just felt awful seeing his little, nerdy face all contorted. [as Chidi] "Oh, Eleanor, I have a stomachache because of what you did." [laughs] He is such a dork.