Tahani: Tonight needs to be the perfect blend of celebratory, reverential, bittersweet, upbeat, fun, and effortless. This is #TahaniTime.
Michael: What is all this?
Tahani: Oh, no, Michael, you're not supposed to see it till it's all set up. But, well, welcome to your retirement party. Look, over there, I've even set up a buffet of themed desserts, like retire-mint chocolate cake or, uh, "flan voyage."
Michael: Oh, boy.
Tahani: Oh, and here we have a pinata shaped like you, which is always fun.