Chidi: What did you say to him? Did you make him do this somehow?
Eleanor: Nope, this was entirely his idea. Dude, this is good news. Michael's gonna get a chill retirement, which, frankly, he desperately needs, and I can finally relax. It's forking perfect.
Chidi: No, it's terrible. Michael's wrong. He's not the problem.
Eleanor: Well, Michael did bring me here, which was the mistake that led to all the other problems. So, in that sense, he is the real problem. Ha! How do you like them ethics? I just ethics'd you in the face, Chidi!