Chidi: Well, if I feel sympathy for anyone, it's Tahani. She's going through the same thing I am, but she doesn't know it. Which means maybe I'm obligated to tell her. Although maybe it's better not to know. Is ignorance bliss, or will the painful truth actually be healing...
Tahani: [enters] You ready, Jianyu? Oh, I cannot wait to just relax and talk and chat and just, you know...
get to know each other.
Chidi: Hey! Maybe I'll come too.
Tahani: Oh. Well, Chidi... it's just that this is, um... this is really more of a couples thing.
Chidi: I know. But Eleanor's off with Michael, and Jianyu feels comfortable when I'm around. Right?
Jason: [looks at Magic 8-Ball] Made in Taiwan.
Chidi: Yes, you were. You were made in Taiwan. So... couples date! Let's go!