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Quote from Michael in The Funeral to End All Funerals

Michael: Your honor, the people I want to look at are not random. They're four humans the cockroaches helped on Earth. No magic. Just... Just kindness. And I bet their emotional support made those four people better. And if I'm wrong, I'll be the first to say... "We're glue."
Judge: I don't think any of you is using that right, but, fine, let's see it.
Michael: Look. Right there. After we intervened, Pillboi dedicated himself to caring for the elderly. Kamilah started a scholarship in Tahani's name that sent 213 women to college. Donna started doing homework with Patricia every night, and that little girl... actually ended up teaching Donna multiplication. [chuckles] Yikes. Look, the point is people improve when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them when they don't?
Shawn: Need I remind you that Brent got worse with every second of every moment of every day.
Judge: Until right at the end. With 10 seconds left, he swung way up.
Michael: This is it, your honor. This is the whole story. No one is beyond rehabilitation. Brent spent a year being an absolute diaper load of a human being, and the points total tells you that. But what that number can't tell you... is who he could've become tomorrow.

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