Quote from Eleanor in The Worst Possible Use of Free Will
Michael: I tried to script your whole afterlife. And I devised a 15 million-point plan to torture you. You made choices I never saw coming. I call that free will. Eleanor: What if all your choices are predetermined? Michael: Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Eleanor: What? We don't know. Maybe there's a mega-demon who built a torture chamber for demons, and this whole thing is just him torturing you. And maybe all the mega-demons are just fulfilling a destiny laid out by a bunch of super intelligent tarantula-squids, who are torturing them, be... [Michael pours his iced tea on Eleanor's head] Why did you do that? Michael: Because I have free will. And because you're being so annoying. Eleanor: Thank you. I'm so sorry that he did that. Waitress: Happens all the time. Usually it's the younger woman doing it to the older guy, though.