[flashback:]
Chidi: We just went to Mindy St. Claire's, and when she wasn't trying to trick us into having a threesome, she filled us in on everything that you've been up to here.
Michael: Oh, yeah?
Eleanor: We know this is, like, the hundredth time you've tried to torture us, but this time it's different, because... we're in love. And love is stronger than anything you can throw at us.
Michael: No, it's not. Love is stronger than anything I can throw at you? I could throw an elephant at you. You think a thrown elephant wouldn't crush you because of love?
Chidi: She was speaking metaphorically.
Michael: Even metaphorically, it's lame.
Eleanor: It's okay. No matter what he does, we will find each other, and we will help each other, because we're soul mates.
Michael: [blows raspberry] There's no such thing as soul mates, you dingus. I made it up. I put clowns in your house because you hate them. I forced you to choose the lizard, and then I made that lizard run away. I made it all up! Don't you understand that?