Eleanor: We've been through every argument. Contractualist, Kantian, "What would Superman do?", "What would Rihanna do"... are we missing anything? Hit me right now with your most obscure, boring-est, old white dude with a long wizard beard mumbo-jumbo.
Chidi: Okay, our friends are going to the Bad Place, and us choosing to go with them won't lessen their suffering. So, morally, we're allowed to go. But let's forget about the ethics for a second. After everything that's happened, don't we deserve to be together and happy for once? Judge?
Judge: [appears] Have you made your decision?
Eleanor: Yeah. We're not going to the Good Place. I mean, that was never actually an option, but for the sake of your test, we're not going.
Judge: What do you mean?
Eleanor: Well, I was 99% sure that going was the wrong move, but since our whole relationship has been me being sure of something and Chidi explaining why I was wrong, I owed it to him to quadruple check. The capper came when I realized... that ain't Chidi. The Chidi I know wouldn't argue that he should be rewarded while his friends got punished, and he would never "forget about ethics for a second." I don't know who this joker is, but it's not Chidi Anagonye.
Chidi: Wait, but what about the...
Judge: [makes "Chidi" disappear] Well done, Eleanor. You can take a seat and wait for the others. And can I have that medallion back 'cause it's actually a coaster for my sodas?