Shawn: Just tell me why. Why would you do this?
Michael: It's not like I planned it. I was just trying to prove that humans could be made to torture each other. Instead, they helped each other and got better. They were bad people. This is not supposed to be possible. So the only explanation is that somehow, there was a mistake made and these people belong in the Good Place.
Shawn: No they don't, idiot.
Michael: Shawn, this is not fair.
Shawn: Pft, fair is the stupidest word humans ever invented, except for... Staycation.
Bad Janet: Ew.
Michael: Look, those four humans are good people and they deserve a staycation in the Good Place, and I bet the Judge will feel the same way.
Shawn: I doubt she even hears their case. But if she does, one of them will screw it up. They always do.