Quote from Jason in The Burrito
Judge: Jason. Jason: Present! Judge: Good. In front of you is a video game system loaded with Madden football. Jason: Are you kidding me? I'm the best at Madden. I call Jaguars. Judge: As I was about to tell you, you can only play against the Jaguars. Jason: No. Judge: Using their archrivals, the Tennessee Titans. Jason: No! Judge: If you play the game and you lose... Jason: Oh. I'm gonna win. Say no more, scary judge lady. Tell my friends their souls are in good hands. Jason: No, I fumbled the kickoff! Titans suck.