Michael: "Incompatible with objective truth." Janet, the problem isn't me lying to you, but rather you lying to other people. Like when you said to Jason, "I'd be happy to help you and Tahani." That was a lie.
Janet: No, it wasn't. I'm always happy to help people. That's my main purpose.
Michael: I know, I know. But it was still a lie, even though you didn't intend it to be, because you weren't actually happy to help them. Because you're in love with Jason.
Janet: Say what now?