Quote from Shawn in Mindy St. Claire
Shawn: I'm here to preside over case #00003 regarding the soul of Eleanor Shellstrop. The Bad Place has sent Bad Janet to present their argument. Bad Janet: [appears] What up, ding-dongs? Yeah, so basically, um, the Fake Eleanor's a dirt bag, and these jabronis are gonna try and claim she's less of a dirt bag now, but she just stole your train, and she still sucks bad. And she belongs with us. Oh, also, check this out. [farts] Nailed it. [disappears] Shawn: I've ruled the fart inadmissible as evidence. What I will consider is the recent development of Eleanor stealing my train. Michael: Now, hold on a second. She stole your train to voluntarily go down to the Bad Place. She was sacrificing herself because she is a wonderful, selfless... [cocoon closes] No, don't... Oh! Chidi: What's happening? Michael: I should have warned you. Shawn only cares about cold hard facts. If he detects any feelings in your voice, he retreats into a cocoon, so what we need to do now is just be very still and very quiet. Tahani: [Shawn's cocoon starts to open] Finally! [Shawn's cocoon closes] Chidi: What did he just say? Tahani: Oh, because you're all so perfect.