Shawn: Begin.
Chidi: [deadpan] Eleanor dedicated herself to the study of ethics. I was blown away by her capacity for self-improvement.
Tahani: [deadpan] Eleanor is a magnificent person who has grown tremendously in her time here.
Real Eleanor: [deadpan] Please, I'm begging you, please.
Michael: [deadpan] Voluntarily heading to the Bad Place proves that she is a selfless person. Sorry. I'm getting choked up.
Shawn: Yes, voluntarily sacrificing herself and heading to the Bad Place would be a point in her favor. However, I've just received word that Eleanor is not currently in the Bad Place. We have no idea where she is.
Michael: Well, what the...
Chidi: What? Fork! [Shawn's cocoon closes]