Real Eleanor: You know, a lot of death row inmates feel regret about things they never said... admissions of guilt or anger... or love.
Eleanor: Are you making a move on me? It's fine... I just didn't see it coming.
Real Eleanor: Uh...
Eleanor: Well, hooking up with someone with the exact same name, it is kind of a fun, narcissistic fantasy...
Real Eleanor: No, no, Eleanor, I... I'm talking...
Eleanor: I could be into it.
Real Eleanor: Mm, no, I'm talking about you and Chidi. Now, ordinarily, you having feelings for my soul mate would be a conflict of interest...
Eleanor: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You think I'm into Chidi?
Real Eleanor: Yes, Eleanor, I do. Because you are.
Bambadjan: You mentioned his name nine times in the last ten minutes.
Eleanor: Nobody asked you, Bambadjan.