[flashback:]
Gloria: Hi! Oh, you must be the new student Eleanor Shellstrop. I'm Gloria, the senior class secretary.
Eleanor: Cool.
Gloria: Well, welcome to Adobe High, home of the Scorpi-oties! Half the school wanted to be the Scorpions, half wanted to be the Coyotes, so we compromised. Why don't I give you a tour after lunch?
Eleanor: Yeah, no thanks, moptop.
Gloria: Uh, sorry?
Eleanor: Don't need your help, don't wanna sign your yearbook in, like, gel pen, don't wanna bedazzle our college essays, or whatever. I'm here for like six months, and I'm gonna fly solo. Beat it, Gloria.
Jessica: She is, like, such a dork. She, like, loves this school so much. Why don't you come sit with us? We'll teach you which guys are cute and which teachers are secretly pervs, and...
Eleanor: Yeah, that's a hard pass as well. I don't wanna get chunky highlights, make fun of nerds, and steal your mom's flavored vodka. I get your whole "mean girl" thing, and I'm all set with it, thanks. In fact... [stands up, bangs cafeteria trays together] Listen up, everyone. I'm Eleanor, I'm new here, and as a blanket statement for everyone: I don't wanna be a part of whatever little group you've formed because they're all equally lame. Everybody cool? Great.
Todd: Hey, that was really cool, the way you told all those poseurs...
Eleanor: No.